My wedding vows are going to be solely Ezra Koenig tweets
will you take this man to be your husband?
I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
petiton to ban the word “sassy” when talking about rude, ignorant, and all-out rotten celebrities.
you’ve been watching it for four minutes it must mean something to you
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”